
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial soup of Bigfoot TikTok thirst traps and blurry Nessie selfies, Spectral Guardian #15 manifested. Born when a Yeti accidentally photobombed a Chupacabra’s OnlyFans shoot, this tag now haunts disc golf courses like a cryptid influencer. Who knew ghostly guardians could be so extra?
When Blake Mendenhall (PDGA #154852, aka "The Sasquatch Whisperer") stumbled upon Spectral Guardian #15, it wasn’t in a misty forest or ancient ruin—it was in the lost-and-found bin at his local course. The tag, sensing his uncanny ability to lose discs in plain sight, chose him as its first bearer. Was it destiny or just bad luck? Either way, Blake’s now haunted by a tag that’s more dramatic than a Bigfoot sighting. Can he handle the spectral sass?