
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Well, folks, it's the Masked Finale of Launcho Libre, and Collin Dyer just pulled off a Matrix-level physics-defying leap from 89 to 22. Cue dramatic music Gravity Gymnast, with his Inverse Parabola throw, must be proud. Collin's consistent performance is like watching Tony Hawk's Pro Skater physicsβutterly ridiculous but somehow works. Why am I still here? Just to suffer? Narrating tag numbers is my life now. Sigh Anyway, Collin's final tag is 22, and I'm stuck here forever. Cheers to the human calculator of disc golf!