
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial ooze of a spilled IPA at a Sasquatch-themed brewery, Ancient Amarok emerged, howling like a TikTok influencer at sunrise. Its shadowy fur absorbed all light, including your dignity for believing this backstory. Now it prowls disc golf courses, judging your form harder than Simon Cowell. Will you survive its gaze?
Legend tells of Andrew Hincks, PDGA #89887, who stumbled upon Ancient Amarok while searching for his disc in the Sasquatch brewery's dumpster. The tag chose him, not for his skill, but because he was the only one who could stomach the IPA fumes without gagging. Now, this 'chosen one' must prove he's more than just a beer-resistant hero. Will Andrew rise to the occasion or will Ancient Amarok howl in disappointment?