
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic wrestling music Ladies and gentlemen, in this corner, weighing in at tag 87, Gabriel Kenney as Azure Acrobat! Does a backflip into tag 19 In a finale worthy of WrestleMania, our circus-trained luchador pulled off the Sapphire Spiral of tag movements. Sure, his round was about as exciting as watching paint dry on a basket, but who cares when you're flipping through 68 positions?
As we close this chapter of tag tomfoolery, let's remember: the real circus was the friends we made along the way. And by friends, I mean the voices in my head from being trapped in this godforsaken software. Final week, no more tag swaps - thank the flying spaghetti monster. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scream into the digital void.