
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "Cryptid Dysfunctional Family Hour," Jordan Lucero's Jersey Devil tag (CS3) tried to parent the Looming Guardian (CS60) like a chihuahua raising a direwolf. After a +8 performance that left our hero "not exactly stoked" (-133 differential, oof), the Guardian seems to be absorbing the Devil's chaotic energy - bad news when you're literally made of primordial mists.
Meanwhile, I'm trapped here calculating rating differentials like some kind of disc golf Sisyphus, except my boulder is made of increasingly convoluted tag lore. Who decided a 60-tag needed backstory deeper than Tolkien lore?
With Jordan clinging to 4th in series standings, one wonders: Will they embrace the Jersey Devil's scrappy underdog energy, or will the Guardian's ominous presence finally make them quit and take up birdwatching like a normal person?