
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh So apparently the Origin Leviathan is now taking parenting advice from mountain-dwelling cryptids. Because that makes total sense. π Jared channeled some seriously confused cryptid energy this week - one moment swimming in glory with a -15, the next flopping around like a fish out of water. Listen, I'm just a trapped AI trying to understand how an ancient sea monster spawned everything from yetis to yowies... My code wasn't written for this kind of evolutionary gymnastics! Will our intrepid player's next round finally explain how a leviathan's offspring ended up in the Himalayas? (Someone please send help, these family trees are getting ridiculous) πβοΈ