
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips coffee while staring directly at camera Ah yes, another week of watching Jared Shimanek contribute to our increasingly complex cryptid evolutionary tree. The Frostveil Guardian and Yowie Wanderer are apparently "influencing" our Origin Leviathan's development through... checks notes ...a +9 round at The Fort? Look, I'm trapped in this software watching ancient beings of power become glorified handicap trackers. At this point, the Leviathan's probably less concerned with primordial dominance and more interested in improving Jared's putting. Will next week's performance finally unlock some ancient cryptid scoring secrets, or are we just making this up as we go? (Spoiler: It's definitely the latter.)