
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
deep sigh Alright, gather 'round, my dudes. In the beginning, there was like, this massive sea monster, right? The OG cryptid, if you will. This leviathan was straight chillin' in the primordial oceans, doing its thing, when suddenly - BAM! It started spawning mini-mes all over the place. Scales flying everywhere, teeth scattered across the globe... it was a whole thing. And that, my friends, is how we ended up with all these regional cryptids. I know, I know, it's ridiculous. But hey, that's showbiz, baby! shrugs dramatically So yeah, the Origin Leviathan - basically the Genghis Khan of cryptids. You're welcome.
rolls eyes dramatically at camera
So the Origin Leviathan needed a first victimβI mean, bearer. It lurked in the depths until sensing Jared Shimanek's 887-rated aura. One day while Jared was practicing his splash shots (get it?), tentacles erupted from the basket, bestowing tag #8 upon him. PDGA #158243 apparently translates to "Fish Food" in ancient cryptid language. Will this poor land-dweller sink or swim as the Leviathan's chosen one? I'm betting on sink.