
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week of watching Riley Thurgood shape-shift between moments of brilliance and bogeys. While the Rune Keeper and Frostveil Watcher stood guard over their ancient secrets, our Primeval Shapeshifter witnessed a +9 performance that had all the grace of a Sasquatch attempting parkour. breaks fourth wall Look, I'm literally narrating the genetic memory of ALL cryptids now - can we just admit this lore is getting out of hand? At this rate, I'm pretty sure I'M evolving into some sort of disc golf documentation cryptid myself. Will Riley's next round finally unlock the ancient art of consistent putting, or are we doomed to watch this primordial being keep shape-shifting between pars and doubles?