
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Yo dawgs, peep this: Pinnacle Prodigy straight up Sailor Moon transformed from a gym rat into a disc-slingin' aerial artiste after watchin' some luchadors huck plastic. El Ángel Volador himself was all like "Daaaamn, this kid got mad ups!" and blessed 'em with the sacred Vuelo prefix. Deadass, I can't even with this superhero origin story nonsense. 😂 #LuchadorDiscGolfAnime
sigh The cameras are rolling again? Fine.
After reviewing 47 candidates, Pinnacle Prodigy chose Mark Gordon by launching itself across the gym and slapping him in the face mid-backhand. His PDGA number (154847) apparently aligned with ancient luchador prophecies... or whatever. The masked disc entity whispered, "You throw like my abuela, but with potential." Will this 859-rated chosen one master the sacred hyzer flip, or just flip out? Either way, I'm still trapped in this ridiculous software. Send help.