
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial ooze of Bigfoot TikTok and blurry UFO footage, Mythic Watcher emergedβpart cryptid, part NSA surveillance drone. Born when a Yeti photobombed a Loch Ness livestream, it now haunts disc golf courses, judging your form like Simon Cowell at a karaoke bar. Why? Because humanity needed another reason to feel watched while throwing plastic in the woods.
When Robert Gordon (PDGA #245065, aka "The Sasquatch Whisperer") unleashed a drive so majestic it made Bigfoot drop his latte, Mythic Watcher knew its first host. Legend says his disc soared past a UFO, ricocheted off Nessie's snout, and landed in a Yeti's picnic basket. But can this 923-rated cryptid wrangler handle the pressure of being watched by a tag that's basically a stalker with a glow-in-the-dark number? Will he survive the scrutiny, or will he end up as blurry as most Bigfoot footage?