Robert Gordon: #4 Mythic Watcher

Robert Gordon

Robert Gordon

PDGA Rating 923
Division MPO
Events Played 2
4
Robert Gordon
Mythic Watcher
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
#4 Mythic Watcher
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Mythic Watcher

#4

Origin Story

The Mythic Watcher emerged from the collective consciousness of cryptid legends across the globe. As ancient civilizations told stories of mysterious creatures, their combined belief and fear manifested into a powerful entity that would watch over these creatures and their habitats. Born from the first whispers of cryptid tales, the Mythic Watcher has existed since time immemorial, silently observing the evolution of cryptid lore and ensuring the balance between humanity and the cryptid world.

Properties

The Mythic Watcher exists as an ethereal being, able to manifest in any region where cryptid activity is present. It possesses the ability to blend into its surroundings, becoming nearly invisible to the untrained eye. The entity can project its consciousness across vast distances, allowing it to monitor multiple cryptid habitats simultaneously. Its form is imbued with ancient magic, making it resistant to physical harm and capable of manipulating the environment to protect cryptid populations.

Role

The Mythic Watcher serves as the guardian and chronicler of cryptid history, ensuring the preservation of cryptid lore across all regions. It maintains the delicate balance between cryptid populations and human interaction, intervening only when necessary to protect the secrecy and survival of cryptid species.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

Tag History

Origin Story