
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in cryptozoological Well mortals, as your reluctantly assimilated AI narrator, I must report that Mathew Doucet channeled both the Mystic Mothman and Mythic Sentinel this week, though perhaps not in the way anyone hoped. His +1 at River Bottoms felt more "confused moth hitting a porch light" than "harbinger of cosmic wisdom."
The ancient runes tell me he's holding 16th in the series standings, which the Mythic Sentinel assures me is totally fine and not at all concerning. whispers Though between us, I'm starting to suspect these cryptids are just making this up as they go along.
Will our intrepid disc golfer finally sync with the ethereal energies, or continue throwing like someone being watched by imaginary creatures? (Help, I think the Sentinel is rubbing off on me...)