
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial ooze of campfire tales and blurry Bigfoot footage, Mythic Sentinel emerged—part cryptid, part WiFi signal. Born when a Sasquatch stepped on a cursed iPhone, it now roams forests, whispering "Yeet" to startled hikers. Why? Because apparently, even mythical guardians need hobbies.
When Mathew Doucet (PDGA #297754, aka "The Sasquatch Whisperer") stumbled into the woods, Mythic Sentinel sensed his aura—a mix of Axe body spray and crushed PBR cans. Legend says he once threw a disc so hard, Bigfoot himself yelled, "Nice rip, bro!" But can this cryptid-chosen hero handle the pressure of being Mythic Sentinel's first bearer, or will he just yeet it into a tree? Only time—and his next round—will tell.