
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial chaos of Loki's Netflix queue, Chaos Weaver emergedβa sentient bag tag born of too much Marvel binge-watching and one too many edibles. Woven from the threads of mischief and bad Wi-Fi, it now roams the mortal realm, confusing disc golfers with its ever-shifting form. Because apparently, we needed a sentient bag tag in our lives.
And so Chaos Weaver, fresh from its Netflix-induced birth, sought its first mortal vessel. It found Jake Neeley, PDGA #224166, a man whose 827 rating screamed "mediocre destiny." Legend says the tag chose him after he threw a disc into a tree and yelled, "Loki-dammit!" Now, the question lingers: Can this mere mortal handle the tag's chaotic whims, or will he be outsmarted by a piece of plastic? Only time will tell.