
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, Thunder's Vanguard! Born when Thor accidentally zapped a disc golf bag during a "hold my mead" lightning storm. Now it roams Midgard, seeking worthy bearers to wield its electric might. Because apparently, Valhalla needs a disc golf league. Who knew?
And so Thunder's Vanguard descended from the heavens, seeking its first mortal champion. It found Jay Shock (PDGA #187103), who was busy three-putting a 15-footer. The tag zapped his bag, declaring, "Thou shalt wield my power!" Jay responded, "Cool, but can it fix my forehand?" Now we wait: will this mere mortal rise to Valhalla's challenge, or will he just shock us all with his mediocrity?