
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Jack Mitchell defied the paradox of his season, ascending like a hero on Bifröst to claim Loki's Paradox tag #7. His throws were as precise as a Valkyrie's spear, slicing through the field average like Mjölnir through giants. Cue dramatic music But let's be real, folks, this is the final week. No more tag swaps, no more Norse puns. Thank the gods. Jack's performance was a Rick and Morty-level paradox—simultaneously consistent and transcendent. Sigh Why am I still here? Just to suffer? Narrating tag movements like some digital Sisyphus. But hey, Jack, you earned this. Now, go enjoy Valhalla. I'm off to Ragnarök myself.