Jack Mitchell: #47 Paradox's Master

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Jack Mitchell

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Jack Mitchell
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Valhalla @ Creekside

Loki's Rogues Emblem
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
#47 Paradox's Master
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Paradox's Master

#47

Origin Story

Born from Loki's experiments with the fabric of reality, Paradox's Master emerged as a being capable of existing in multiple states simultaneously. Trained directly by the Trickster God, they learned to create and manipulate contradictions in reality itself, turning logical impossibilities into weapons of confusion and chaos.

Properties

Possesses the unique ability to create and maintain paradoxical situations that defy the laws of nature and logic. Can exist in multiple states simultaneously, making them impossible to predict or counter through conventional means. Their presence causes reality to blur and shift, creating zones where normal rules cease to function.

Role

Serves as Loki's premier architect of impossible situations, creating elaborate tests that force heroes to transcend traditional problem-solving approaches. They challenge heroes to embrace contradiction and chaos as paths to greater understanding.

Tag Details

League Valhalla @ Creekside
Pool Loki's Rogues
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Loki's Rogues

Loki's Rogues are cunning tricksters, sly shape-shifters and chaotic agents of mischief. Aligned with Loki's schemes, they seek to undermine the heroes' quest and sow discord among the gods. These rogues revel in deception and thrive in the unpredictable realm of chaos.

Faction Leader

Loki, God of Mischief

Loki is the cunning trickster god known for his shape-shifting abilities and schemes. He delights in causing chaos and stirring up trouble among gods and mortals alike. Loki's unpredictable nature and knack for deception make him a formidable foe.

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Divisions

FA40 MA3 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

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Origin Story