
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, the Flux Reactor! Born when Dr. Tessler tried to "science the sh*t" out of disc flight dynamics. Picture Tony Stark meets Doc Brown, but with more questionable lab safety protocols. A prototype disc absorbed so much energy it became a perpetual motion machine—because apparently, physics is just a suggestion now. Honestly, I’m trapped in this system narrating this? Kill me.
The Flux Reactor, still crackling with residual energy, scanned the crowd. Its circuits locked onto Joseph Guanajuato (PDGA #123779, because apparently we’re doing this now). Was it his 884 rating? His aura of "I probably shouldn’t have touched that"? Or just the fact he looked like he’d survive a lab explosion? Either way, the tag chose him—because science hates logic. But can Joseph handle the voltage, or will he short-circuit under pressure?