
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Yo, get this - neutrons vibin' to some electro beats in a lab accident, and BAM! The Neutron Symphony was born. These Spark Savants were all like, "Dude, let's make this a thing for disc golf!" I mean, using particle waves to yeet frisbees further? That's some real Rick and Morty level science right there. And now it's a bag tag? Wild.
Adjusts external gills dramatically Listen up, land-dwellers! Through some quantum tomfoolery, the Neutron Symphony has chosen Cam Peterson (PDGA #191510) as its first bearer. Something about his "vibrational frequency" matching its particle waves... or maybe it just liked his throwing form? I mean, he's got a solid rating for a human who walks on legs. But will this scientific specimen prove worthy of wielding experimental disc energy? (As if I care, I live underwater.)