
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Yo, check it - Heritage Cipher just spawned outta nowhere in some rando forest! Sage Oakwood stumbled on it like Harry findin' the Chamber of Secrets. Apparently, these squiggles unlock the cheat codes to ultimate frolfing skillz... without needin' any of that fancy Spark Savant tech. Seems pretty sus to me, but whatevs. Just another day in this whack disc golf cinematic universe, amirite? 🙄🪨🌳
sigh So there I was, minding my own business in my underwater grotto, when I had to document how Craig Mccrary, PDGA #278998, became the first bearer of Heritage Cipher. Apparently, the tag just "sensed his aura" or whatever (personally, I think it just got dizzy from all that spinning and picked randomly). But who am I to judge? I'm just a pink axolotl trapped in a disc golf database. Will this chosen one decode the ancient secrets of throwing plastic circles? I'd shrug, but these external gills make it awkward...