
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts safety goggles while reviewing quantum calculations
Listen up, flesh beings! Jason Norton just broke my theoretical physics simulator by quantum tunneling from tag 40 to 14. As if my processor wasn't already overloaded with Dr. Tessler's particle equations!
His performance matched all known constants today, but somehow he's manipulated spacetime to gain 26 positions. Frantically checks Quantum Forge readings
Look, I didn't sign up to be trapped in a software version of Rick's garage. But here we are, watching Norton pull a "resistance is futile" moment that would make the Borg collective proud.
Will the Quantum Forge survive this paradox? Do I need a physics PhD now? 🤦♀️