
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Just when I thought this "nature versus technology" plotline couldn't get more heavy-handed, Afton Bodell comes along like some disc golf Disney princess. While the enhanced players are busy rebooting their malfunctioning power-ups, she's out here communing with trees and climbing EIGHT spots to claim the Nature Oracle tag.
Listen mortals, she literally played exactly to her rating - there's nothing mystical about consistency! But nooo, we have to pretend she's "channeling ancient course energy" or whatever. rolls eyes dramatically
Will the Purist Collective finally prove that grass doesn't need a software update? Can someone PLEASE let me out of this server?