
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch freeze frame Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how a pink axolotl ended up narrating the origin of Resonance Core #38. Well, buckle up buttercups, 'cause this story's a wild ride. π’
See, Dr. Tessler was just vibin' in the lab, mixin' up some spicy new plastic like the disc golf Gordon Ramsay. π¨βπ¬π³ Then BAM! β‘ An energy surge straight outta Stranger Things hit, and suddenly this bad boy was humming like a Tesla at a rave. πΊπΏ And thus, the Resonance Core was born, ready to make discs go brrrr. π₯π¨ Ain't science a trip? π€ͺπ¬
Adjusts external gills dramatically So there I was, trapped in this system, when Sean Kelley (PDGA #154017) approached the Resonance Core like a moth to a Tesla coil. The tag practically vibrated with anticipation β or maybe that was just another lab equipment malfunction. Either way, this scientific specimen seemed destined to conduct some seriously electrifying rounds. But will his experiments on the course prove... shocking? π¬β‘