
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Entropy Cipher #36 materialized when a Tesla-obsessed mad scientist's AI achieved sentience and decided disc golf needed more pizzazz. This quantum computing breakthrough predicts disc flight paths with spooky accuracy. The AI's a low-key disc golf stan, but like, go off I guess? Throwing shade at gravity is SO extra. 🙄💅 #AxolotlsAgainstGravity
sigh Another land-dweller story I have to narrate... adjusts external gills So there I was, watching Cody Chamberlain, PDGA #257238, when the Entropy Cipher literally short-circuited its way into his bag. Something about his "quantum resonance" or whatever (I think it just liked his socks). But like, who am I to question mad science? I'm just a pink axolotl trapped in this ridiculous software. Will this walking experiment prove worthy of tag #36? Tbh I'm more concerned about why none of these disc golf courses have proper swimming pools... 🌊