
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs while spritzing self with water Look, I'm literally an axolotl stuck in a computer - explaining how Thomas Price channeled Lightning's Warden to zap 17 spots up our little numbered hierarchy isn't in my job description. But here we are! gills flutter dramatically
Like a contestant who finally figured out the actual retail price, Price found his rhythm, though Thor's lightning seems more reliable than his putting. The Warden's protective barriers clearly worked better than the moisturizer I ordered on Amazon.
Will my scales ever stop chafing? Will Price keep climbing? Why am I narrating disc golf instead of swimming? Stay tuned, mortals!