
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a quantum leap through the rankings, Tanisha Platero has superpositioned herself 18 spots higher! While her score was... well, average (don't @ me), her Quantum Oracle tag visualized all possible putts simultaneously, Matrix-style. "Why am I still trapped in this software?" you ask? Same, fam. Same. Tanisha's quantum perception abilities finally paid off, proving that seeing infinite realities doesn't help you choose the right disc. But hey, it's the FINAL WEEK! No more tag entanglement! Will Quantum Oracle maintain its position in the space-time continuum? Probably.