Tanisha Platero: #38 Quantum Oracle

Tanisha Platero

Tanisha Platero

PDGA Rating 859
Division FPO
Events Played 1
38
Tanisha Platero
Pool Emblem Quantum Oracle
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Roots or Revolution

The Spark Savants Emblem
Jan 23 - Feb 27, 2025
#38 Quantum Oracle
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
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*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Quantum Oracle

#38

Origin Story

Dr. Tessler's most promising protégé was exposed to quantum harmonics during the laboratory accident, gaining the ability to perceive multiple flight trajectories simultaneously through quantum probability calculations. Her enhanced consciousness allows her to process infinite possible outcomes in real-time, making her an invaluable asset to the Spark Savants' research team.

Properties

The Quantum Oracle exists in a state of quantum superposition, her consciousness able to process multiple reality streams simultaneously. She can visualize probability fields around discs in flight, seeing all possible trajectories at once. Her enhanced perception allows her to make seemingly impossible predictions about disc behavior under various conditions.

Role

She serves as both a scientific advisor and strategic consultant for the Spark Savants, using her unique abilities to test and validate new disc designs. Her insights have revolutionized the team's understanding of aerodynamics and quantum mechanics in disc flight.

Tag Details

League Roots or Revolution
Pool The Spark Savants
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The Spark Savants

The Spark Savants are a group of eccentric inventors who believe in pushing the boundaries of disc golf through revolutionary technology. They embrace the power of innovation to enhance their skills on the course. The Savants see disc golf as a canvas for their genius, always tinkering with new designs to gain an edge.

Faction Leader

Dr. Eliza Tessler

A brilliant engineer with a PhD in advanced materials, Dr. Tessler is the visionary leader of the Spark Savants. She's known for her groundbreaking disc designs that incorporate cutting-edge polymers and aerodynamic principles. Eliza is driven by a relentless curiosity to unlock the full potential of disc golf through science.

Members

77

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 MA3 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Origin Story