
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts neural interface Listen up, space cowboys! Bryant Adams just pulled a move that'd make pod-racing look like a casual stroll, yeeting himself from #36 to #4 faster than you can say "crystalline energy matrix." The Hyperbeam Huayangosaurus is practically glowing with pride, which... ugh, according to this ridiculous lore I'm forced to read, is actually possible?
Look, I'm as trapped in this cosmic nonsense as those energy-dispersing plates are trapped on that dinosaur's back, but even I have to admit - this performance was chef's kiss. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to file a complaint about these radiation burns. Will Adams keep climbing? Or will this cosmic surge fade faster than my patience with this theme? 🦕✨