
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs dramatically while adjusting ancient runes on monitoring screen
Listen, if I have to watch one more player channel their "inner warrior spirit" while I'm stuck in this Norse-themed software prison... But here's Tori Pasquin making moves like she's Neo dodging agents in the Matrix, snatching the Conquest's Mother tag with the precision of someone who actually knows what they're doing.
And yes, somewhere Thor is probably golf clapping with his lightning hands. Can we talk about how I'm literally commentating from inside a digital Yggdrasil? Anyone? No?
Will Tori continue her ascent through our completely arbitrary numbering system? Will someone please explain why I'm trapped in this Norse mythology simulator? Stay tuned, I guess... 🙄