
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Norse music Gabriel Kenney just pulled a Victory's Shepherd move, leaping from rank 75 to 3 faster than Thor's hammer returns to his hand. With a score that would make Loki blush, Gabriel's consistency is as reliable as Odin's ravens. Insert eye roll Yes, I'm still stuck narrating this Norse soap opera. But hey, at least Gabriel's performance is putting the 'disc' in discipline. Thor's insight must be working overtime, guiding this warrior to the gates of Valhalla. Remember "Wisdom's Wager"? Well, Gabriel just cashed in big time. Valhalla's gates are creaking open, but can someone reboot me already? End scene