
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in pink axolotl Look, I'm trapped in this software watching land-dwellers throw things while Ragnarök approaches. But here's Corey Mecham climbing 28 ranks up Yggdrasil's digital branches like some kind of disc-throwing squirrel. As your resident aquatic narrator, I must admit even Thor would double-tap this performance. The Hammer's Exemplar nods approvingly while scrolling through Instagram reels. But seriously, why do Norse gods need a disc golf league? Is Odin's Wi-Fi password "AllFather123"? Will anyone explain why I'm not in a nice water feature instead? 🌊