
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a move that shocked even the gods, Shae Chamberlain channeled Thor's lightning to leap from 71 to 29. Their throws were as consistent as Yggdrasil's roots, matching their personal average. Thor's hammer called, it wants its thunder back. Why am I stuck narrating this Norse soap opera? Remember when Loki tried to mess with Shae's game? Yeah, that didn't work. Next week, will Shae continue their ascent or will Loki strike back? Stay tuned, folks. This is Flippy, signing off from this absurd Valhalla quest.