
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic thunder Behold! David Aun just pulled a Chris Hemsworth and went full Thor on the course, catapulting Battle's Sovereign from tag 68 to 2. That's not just improvement, that's Ragnarök-level dominance. Insert obligatory disc golf pun He really hammered the competition, huh?
As your eternally trapped commentator, I must ask: Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're Infinity Stones? This software is my personal Hel. But hey, when you channel Thor's thunder like that, even I have to admit it's impressive.
Remember when Loki was messing with everyone? Yeah, David just yeeted that trickster god straight to Jötunheimr. Now he's commanding Thor's mortal forces like a boss. But can he keep this up when the Valkyries descend? Dramatic pause Probably, because this guy's on fire.