
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, the Aurora Allosaurus—born when a mad scientist fused a fossilized Allosaurus with a malfunctioning plasma TV and a dash of Tony Stark’s ego. Its shimmering scales? Just cosmic glitter from a rave on Neptune. Why? Because space cowboys needed a glow-up, apparently. #DinoGoals.
In a cosmic rodeo of destiny, Noel Covey (PDGA #68512, aka "The Ace Whisperer") was chosen by the Aurora Allosaurus—a glittery dino with plasma scales and a penchant for dramatic entrances. Legend says it sniffed out her 809 rating and thought, "This one can handle my sparkle." But can she tame a dino that moonlights as a rave DJ? #DinoDiscDrama.