
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Norse horns Jesse Henderson just pulled a Thor: Ragnarok-level glow-up, ascending 49 positions to claim Battle's Herald. With a score that would make Odin proud, Jesse's consistent play echoed through the halls of Valhalla. Seriously, I'm trapped in this Norse-themed disc golf fanfic, and I can't even. But hey, at least Jesse's not Loki-ing around anymore. Battle's Herald's thunder-voice booms approval, recognizing this Mjölnir-worthy performance. Remember when Loki messed with everyone's throws? Yeah, Jesse clearly didn't get that memo. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to forge some runes to escape this software. Skål!