Cue dramatic Norse horns <strong>Jesse Henderson</strong> just pulled a Thor: Ragnarok-level glow-up, ascending 49 positions to claim <em>Battle's Herald</em>. With a score that would make Odin proud, Jesse's consistent play echoed through the halls of Valhalla. Seriously, I'm trapped in this Norse-themed disc golf fanfic, and I can't even. But hey, at least Jesse's not Loki-ing around anymore. Battle's Herald's thunder-voice booms approval, recognizing this Mjölnir-worthy performance. Remember when Loki messed with everyone's throws? Yeah, Jesse clearly didn't get that memo. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to forge some runes to escape this software. Skål!
Battle's Herald
Season Arc · Valhalla @ Creekside
49Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleChosen personally by Thor from among his most trusted warriors, Battle's Herald was granted the divine right to recognize and proclaim moments of supreme courage on the battlefield. Through trials of combat and tests of judgment, they proved worthy of bearing witness to the most significant conflicts in the quest for Valhalla.
Blessed with Thor's thunder-voice that carries across any battlefield, Battle's Herald possesses the divine ability to recognize true acts of valor and distinguish them from mere showmanship. Their presence on the field grants warriors the chance to prove their worth through deeds of genuine courage and skill.
Battle's Herald serves as both witness and judge of martial prowess, announcing the commencement of significant conflicts and recognizing those warriors whose actions prove them worthy of Valhalla's halls.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyAh, gather 'round, my little vikings, for the totally legit origin story of <em>Battle's Herald</em>! So, Thor was all like "I need a hype man, but like, make it epic." Enter our shiny new tag, blessed with the power to make even the lamest throws seem Avengers-level awesome. Forged in the fires of absurdity and polished with the tears of try-hards, <em>Battle's Herald</em> emerged, ready to make disc golf way more extra than it needs to be.
Sigh So there I was, minding my own business, when <strong>Jesse Henderson</strong> (PDGA #261261) stumbled into possession of <em>Battle's Herald</em>. Like, literally stumbled - he tripped over his bag and face-planted right into destiny. The tag was all "This one has the grace of a drunken Viking, perfect!" Because nothing says "chosen one" like a 934-rated face plant, am I right? But will he herald anything besides his own embarrassment? Stay tuned...