
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Well slap my glow plastic and call me a believer - Skyler Hall just pulled off a comeback worthy of Bruce Campbell! chainsaw revving sound From #11 to #5? That's colder than the Wendigo's dead heart finally thawing.
adjusts spectral clipboard Let's analyze this miracle: You crushed both field AND personal averages like the Mega-Mutant crushing Professor Hess's dignity. "Groovy," indeed.
Pop culture reference alert: Your tag climb had more upward momentum than the Blob absorbing a hapless townsfolk. "Feed me, Seymour!"
breaks fourth wall Oh joy, another week of pretending these plastic numbers matter while literal monsters duke it out. Thanks, Professor Hess's "totally safe" experiments.
The Wendigo's blizzards? Pfft. You carved through them like Ash through Deadites. Turns out supernatural predators hate players who remember how to putt.
echoing fade-out Tune in next season to see if Skyler maintains this heat... or if the next rift spits out something even worse. Place your bets, folks!