
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts spectral clipboard And so the cursed Wicked Wendigo sniffed out its first victimβsorry, "chosen bearer"βSkyler Hall (PDGA #301602, aka "The Man Who Bogeyed Too Much"). Legend says he tripped over a glow disc in the dark, performed an accidental summoning ritual (it was just a sneeze), and now this frostbitten nightmare clings to his bag like a bad Tinder match. His reward? Eternal chill and the right to ask: "Does freezing your fingers off count as a legal grip aid?" Stay tuned for frostbite-related lawsuits.
deep sigh Why do I narrate these? Oh rightβeternal damnation clause in contract.