
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
And so the Savage Slasher emerged from the time rift, its glow-in-the-dark chainsaw buzzing with the fury of a thousand unraked bunkers. But who could possibly tame this machete-wielding menace? Enter Dylan Erickson (PDGA #301928), a man whose putting form was so violently precise that the tag mistook him for a fellow serial slicer of chains. As he shanked his first drive into the woods, the tag whispered: "Finally... someone who understands my pain." But letβs be realβcan a guy who probably still bags a Groove truly wield Slasherβs dark power?