Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
When the time rift first opened, this entity slipped through as a formless shadow, learning to copy the forms of disc golfers it encountered. It was drawn to The Brood's dark energy, becoming one of their most effective agents of chaos. The creature delights in impersonating players during tournaments, causing confusion and paranoia.
The Dreadful Doppelganger can perfectly mimic any person it observes for at least five minutes, including their disc golf throwing style and mannerisms. It maintains this form indefinitely but must revert to its shadowy state when crossing running water. The entity can't replicate modern technology or glowing objects, making the Monster Hunters' luminous discs its weakness.
The Doppelganger serves as an infiltrator for The Brood, sowing discord among the Monster Hunters by impersonating key members at crucial moments. It specializes in tournament sabotage and gathering intelligence for Enigma.
The Brood is a mysterious group of disc golfers who have fallen under the sway of the monsters. They work to spread the creatures' dark influence and oppose the Monster Hunters at every turn. Some say The Brood's members have been transformed by the monsters' power, gaining unnatural abilities on the course. They seek to ensure the rift remains open, unleashing more horrors upon Beacon Hill.
Little is known about the figure known as Enigma, The Shrouded One. They are always seen wearing a hooded cloak and an expressionless mask. Enigma's disc golf prowess is undeniable, as is their ability to control the very shadows of the course. Some whisper that Enigma is not entirely human, or perhaps never was.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Monster Mayhem), tag number moved from 14 to 18. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Ghostly Greens), tag number moved from 9 to 14. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Twisted Pines), tag number moved from 9 to 9. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Cursed Crater), tag number moved from 8 to 9. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Swamp of Sorrows), tag number moved from 6 to 8. (Week 4 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Foggy Forest), tag number moved from 6 to 6. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Foggy Forest), tag number moved from 3 to 6. (Week 3 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Graveyard Shift), tag number moved from 2 to 3. (Week 2 of 8)
And so the Dreadful Doppelganger slithered from the rift, hungry for a host—until it saw Kaleb Alldridge (PDGA #301929, aka "The Man Who Throws Like Seven Different People Badly"). The mimicry demon wept at his inconsistent form—was this chaos... perfection? It clung to his bag like a stage-five clinger, whispering "Copy this, loser" with every shanked drive. Now we wait: will Kaleb’s game improve, or will the tag’s mimicry powers just give him more bad throws to replicate?
(Yes, that was a discourse joke. I hate myself too.)
Yo, check this out - the Dreadful Doppelganger just slid into existence like a sneaky lil' shadow when that whack rift opened up. This shapeshifting trickster decided to join The Brood's crew, 'cause you know, birds of a feather flock together or whatever. Now it's out there causing mad drama, pulling Invasion of the Body Snatchers stunts on the reg. SMH, this league is wild, y'all! 🙄