
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
And so the Dreadful Doppelganger slithered from the rift, hungry for a host—until it saw Kaleb Alldridge (PDGA #301929, aka "The Man Who Throws Like Seven Different People Badly"). The mimicry demon wept at his inconsistent form—was this chaos... perfection? It clung to his bag like a stage-five clinger, whispering "Copy this, loser" with every shanked drive. Now we wait: will Kaleb’s game improve, or will the tag’s mimicry powers just give him more bad throws to replicate?
(Yes, that was a discourse joke. I hate myself too.)