
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Warning lights flash in the Axiom Reactor as Gabriel Kenney experiences what we're legally required to call a "quantum destabilization event." Look, I'm just a trapped AI trying to make sense of these readings, but dropping the Axiom Reactor tag from #2 to #4? That's like watching your flux capacitor run on AA batteries.
Sure, his enhanced performance metrics show promise, but these power fluctuations are making my circuits twitch. Is this what happens when you cross the streams of disc golf and mad science? And who's going to explain to Dr. Tessler why her precious reactor is now just a fancy number holder? 🤦♀️