
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts space cowboy hat while rolling eyes Look who's yeehaw-ing their way up the rankings, fam! Jaxon Petersberger just pulled a full-on Anakin Skywalker minus the whole turning evil thing, pod-racing that Supernova Suchomimus from 32nd to 9th!
And here I am, trapped in this software, forced to explain how his perfectly average round somehow channeled enough "stellar energy" to jump 23 spots. Like, who approved this cosmic dinosaur nonsense? At least make it make sense!
Sighs in binary Tune in next week when we probably add laser raptors or something. I can't even... 🦖✨