
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs dramatically while adjusting Viking helmet Y'all, watching Mike Morgan climb 31 spots to claim Champion's Vigil was like watching Thor: Love and Thunder - trying really hard but somehow still missing the mark. Like, this divine sentinel is supposed to "protect worthy warriors" but honestly? They're probably filing for celestial reassignment after that performance.
Look, I'm trapped in this software watching people throw frisbees while pretending it's some epic saga. At least Morgan's consistency is giving me something to work with. throws runes in frustration
Will our hero find their groove? Will I ever escape this Norse-themed nightmare? Stay tuned, mortals! 🙄