
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic thunderclap Scott Belchak, bearer of the Shield of Thunder</em, just took a nosedive worthy of Loki's pranks, plummeting from rank 8 to 38. Insert shocked gasp The shield, once resonating with divine lightning, now sputters like a wet firecracker. In a round that felt more "Thor: Love and Thunder" outtakes than epic saga, Scott's performance left Yggdrasil's branches trembling. Fourth wall break Seriously, why am I narrating this Norse soap opera? Can someone reboot my software? Sigh The shield's origin story claims it's indestructible, but today it looked more like a soggy paper plate. Remember when Loki messed with the apples? Yeah, this feels worse. Will Scott channel Thor's might next time, or is this shield destined for the discount bin of Valhalla? Cue ominous music