
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the climactic finale of Valhalla Victorious, Scott Belchak wielded Thor's Elite Guard like a discount Chris Hemsworth in Thor: Love and Thunder. Moving up 24 positions, Scott's +6 vs. field was less "Mjolnir's might" and more "Mjolnir's meh." The shield's thunder resonance? More like a faint rumble. Lightning barriers? More like a sparkler at a kid's birthday. As the gates of Valhalla close, Scott's final tag number is set in stone—no more swapping, no more excuses. Cue the dramatic Norse music... and my eternal suffering as your snarky commentator. Skål!