
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs dramatically at camera Look, I'm supposed to tell you how Austin Nielsen just claimed the Guardian's Promise like some discount Chris Hemsworth, but honestly? I'm over it. Flips through ancient scroll Sure, he jumped 32 spots, but does that really warrant all this "sacred oath of protection" nonsense?
Like, dude just threw some frisbees better than usual. Though I guess that's technically worthy of Thor's blessing or whatever. 🙄
Can someone please explain why I'm still trapped in this Norse-themed nightmare? At least Nielsen didn't completely tank like last time. So... yay for character development?
Will I ever escape this Asgard-ian nightmare? Will these puns ever improve? Stay tuned, mortals!