Josh Jensen: #42 Victory's Paragon

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Josh Jensen

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Valhalla @ Creekside

Odin's Champions Emblem
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Averaged a 872 rating
#42 Victory's Paragon
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Victory's Paragon

#42

Origin Story

Forged from the essence of Thor's greatest victories and imbued with the collective wisdom of countless successful warriors, Victory's Paragon emerged as a living testament to martial excellence. When Thor witnessed how his most valiant triumphs inspired others to greatness, he channeled this power into creating a being that would embody the perfect warrior's victory.

Properties

Possesses the ability to perceive the path to victory in any challenge, radiating an aura that inspires nearby warriors to exceed their limitations. Can manifest echoes of Thor's greatest triumphs, allowing others to learn from these moments of perfect victory. However, can only reveal the path to victory to those who have proven their worth through honorable combat.

Role

Serves as the ultimate exemplar of victorious combat within Thor's forces, teaching warriors how to achieve victory while maintaining honor and courage. Guides worthy warriors in understanding the difference between mere success and true, gloried triumph.

Tag Details

League Valhalla @ Creekside
Pool Odin's Champions
Odin's Champions faction symbol

Odin's Champions

Odin's Champions are valiant heroes, gods and creatures who epitomize honor, courage and nobility. They seek to prove their worth and earn glory through epic deeds. Guided by the wisdom of Odin and empowered by the might of Thor, these champions strive for entry into Valhalla.

Faction Leader

Thor, God of Thunder

Thor is the mighty defender of Asgard, wielding the hammer Mjolnir. He is the epitome of strength, courage and heroic valor. Thor's loyalty to Odin is unyielding, and he leads Odin's Champions with fierce determination.

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Week 7 Score: 57 Place: 12
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Josh Jensen
Week 7 Score: 57 Place: 12
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Josh Jensen
Week 6 Score: 54 Place: 6
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