
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the fires of Asgard by Thor's own hammer, Glory's Champion emerged, dripping with divine swagger. Bestowed upon mortals to flex on their disc golf homies, this tag's like the Infinity Gauntlet of the fairways. Odin's probably facepalming at the absurdity, but hey, even gods love a good laugh! 🙄💪 #ValhallaBlingBling
sigh Well folks, it seems Glory's Champion has chosen its first victim- I mean, bearer. Andrew Wolfe, PDGA #192001, apparently caught the tag's eye by throwing his destroyers like Thor throws tantrums. The tag practically hurled itself at him, probably because it was impressed by his rating of... checks notes ...897? I mean, who am I to question ancient Viking disc golf wisdom? But seriously, is this what Odin's been reduced to - a cosmic bag tag matchmaker? Will our wolfish friend prove worthy, or is this just another case of premature tag-ulation? Stay tuned, mortals! 🎭⛰️