
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Honor's Beacon materializes, looking thoroughly done with this whole situation
Listen up mortals, because Collin Dyer just went full Maverick on us. My guy pulled a "talk to me goose" and shot straight up 40 spots like he had afterburners installed in his bag. And before you ask - yes, I'm still stuck here narrating these ridiculous numbers like they're epic sagas.
Honor's Beacon glows in approval while rolling its metaphysical eyes
From the depths of tag 54 to the glorious heights of 14 - that's what she said! Wait, wrong show. Look, even Odin's impressed, and he's seen everything. Except maybe a more obvious metaphor for "climbing the rankings."
Will our hero maintain his lofty perch? Will I ever escape this Norse-themed software prison? Stay tuned, I guess... π