
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
BAAAAH GAWD, THAT'S FAGER'S MUSIC!
Look, I'm as tired of these wrestling themes as you are, but even I have to admit Jared Fager just pulled off a move worthy of The Celestial Falcon! Like a high-wire act gone rogue, he soared up 69 positions (nice) to claim tag #14.
adjusts headset Listen folks, I've seen better technical execution in a Nacho Libre match, but sometimes you just need that raw chaotic energy. Speaking of chaos, who's writing these themes? I'm starting to miss the medieval ones...
Will our aerial artist maintain this altitude? Or will gravity finally remember it exists? Stay tuned for next week's steel cage match!
sips horchata