
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Hatched from a golden egg on Dรญa de los Luchadores, Altura Aviator emerged with a disc in hand, ready to soar. Rumor has it they were once a legendary aerobatic pilot who traded their wings for a mask and some discs. Now they're here to show these other luchadores how to really fly, one disc at a time. But like, who comes up with this stuff? Sounds like a wild fever dream if you ask me. ๐๐ฎ๐ฅ
sigh Another day, another ridiculous origin story... So there I was, watching Houston Finch absolutely crush it with a PDGA number that practically screams "I'm new here!" when Altura Aviator swooped down and was like "THIS ONE!" Talk about being choosy - the tag practically did backflips. But can this fresh-faced 982-rated chosen one handle the pressure of training a high-flying luchador? Stay tuned, because this telenovela just got interesting... ๐ญ