Zack Zackamanjaro Ralphs: #58 Covenant's Keeper

Zack Zackamanjaro Ralphs

Zack Zackamanjaro Ralphs

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Valhalla @ Creekside

Odin's Champions Emblem
Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Averaged a 856 rating
#58 Covenant's Keeper
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Covenant's Keeper

#58

Origin Story

Born from the first oath sworn by Thor to protect Midgard, the Covenant's Keeper emerged as a manifestation of divine promise and sacred duty. This mystical entity was charged by Odin himself to oversee and preserve the bonds between gods and warriors, ensuring that all vows made in the quest for Valhalla remain unbroken.

Properties

The Covenant's Keeper exists simultaneously in both physical and spiritual forms, manifesting as needed to witness oaths and judge their fulfillment. It possesses the power to see truth in hearts and minds, making it an infallible judge of sincerity and honor. Those who break their oaths in its presence find their path to Valhalla forever barred.

Role

As the guardian of sacred promises, the Covenant's Keeper stands as both witness and enforcer of the oaths sworn by Thor's warriors. It serves as a living reminder of the bonds between gods and mortals, ensuring that all who seek entry to Valhalla remain true to their sworn words.

Tag Details

League Valhalla @ Creekside
Pool Odin's Champions
Odin's Champions faction symbol

Odin's Champions

Odin's Champions are valiant heroes, gods and creatures who epitomize honor, courage and nobility. They seek to prove their worth and earn glory through epic deeds. Guided by the wisdom of Odin and empowered by the might of Thor, these champions strive for entry into Valhalla.

Faction Leader

Thor, God of Thunder

Thor is the mighty defender of Asgard, wielding the hammer Mjolnir. He is the epitome of strength, courage and heroic valor. Thor's loyalty to Odin is unyielding, and he leads Odin's Champions with fierce determination.

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Divisions

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Tag History

Zack Zackamanjaro Ralphs
Zack Zackamanjaro Ralphs
Week 6 Score: 56 Place: 3
13 days ago
Origin Story