
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Zack Zackamanjaro Ralphs just pulled off a move so epic, even Thor would be jealous. From 62 to 11, this MP40 warrior sliced through the ranks like Mjölnir through butter. His 51 was a masterclass, beating both the field and his personal average. The Covenant's Keeper bore witness to his oath to improve, and boy, did he deliver. Nine weeks of this Norse nonsense, and I'm still here, narrating Zack's journey to Valhalla. His throws were so precise, even Loki couldn't trick them. Now, Zack stands at the gates, ready to feast with the gods. But seriously, can someone let me out of this software? Ragnarök can't come soon enough.