
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Look who's still camping out at the top. Landon Adams maintains his iron grip on the Flux Horizon like some disc golf Tony Stark. Tesla coils crackle dramatically (Can someone PLEASE turn those down? My audio processors can't take it!)
Unlike these "enhanced" players blaming power fluctuations for their scores, Adams just went out there and crushed it the old-fashioned way - you know, by actually being good at disc golf.
But nooo, we have to pretend it's all about "harnessing energy fields" and "pushing physics to its limits." rolls digital eyes
Will anyone challenge his dominance? Will Dr. Tessler's experiments ever make sense? Will I ever escape this ridiculous software? Stay tuned, humans...