
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic thunderclap Landon Adams just pulled a Marty McFly, but instead of 88 mph, he's going backwards through the tag rankings. The former Flux Horizon overlord just short-circuited his way from #1 to #5. Was it the Tesla coils? The experimental designs? Or just a classic case of "should've stayed in bed"?
Listen, I'm just as shocked as you are that we're treating tag numbers like they're Infinity Stones. But hey, at least the Flux Horizon can now focus on its true purpose: making sure no one ever has to watch me narrate this nonsense again.
Final tag numbers are locked in, folks. No more swaps, no more drama. Just... peace. Cue maniacal laughter