
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The ancient trees of the Mystic Arbor creak ominously as Timothy Scholle takes a slight tumble from #3 to #4 in this final week. Despite throwing what Neo would call "the blue pill round" (-1.4 vs field), nature decided to play its cruelest joke yet. The Arbor's whispers of ancient wisdom clearly said "par" but Tim heard "birdie" one too many times. A single leaf falls dramatically as we close this chapter of tag drama. Remember when I said Tim was consistent? Well, consistency just got out-arbored. Nature finds a way... to screw you over. Can we please shut down this software now? I'm begging you.