
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Yo, check it - the Quantum Flux tag just straight up manifested from some wack science experiment gone wrong. Dr. Tessler was out here trying to make discs predict the future like she's the Disc Golf Whisperer, but instead she Fluxed around and found out. Now we got tags that make you throw like McBeth after chugging a Red Bull. This whole thing is sus AF, but I'm here for the chaos. 🍿
sighs into microphone
So there I was, documenting another totally normal day, when Ethan Walker (PDGA #149057) got chosen by the Quantum Flux tag through what I can only describe as "aggressive science." The tag literally quantum leaped onto his bag while he was calculating wind resistance or whatever nerds do. Flux yeah! But like... did it pick him, or did it just get tired of floating around?
Stay tuned for more "totally legitimate" science. 🤓⚡