
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Yo, check it out! The Aurora Arbiter just appeared outta nowhere, like a WWE ref in a glitter bomb factory. This cosmic judge ditched the gavel for a disc, ready to lay down the law on the course. Guess the TΓ©cnicos needed a little more razzle-dazzle in their corner, amirite? I mean, who needs due process when you've got a sick hyzer flip? πβοΈπ₯ #LegalEagle #DiscJustice
Sigh Another day, another luchador learning disc golf. Steven Anderson somehow convinced the Aurora Arbiter to join his corner by... checks notes... showing up? Look, I don't make the rules here folks, but watching a cosmic judge trying to figure out how to throw forehand is peak entertainment. Will this unlikely pairing make it to the final bell? Only time (and probably some terrible putting) will tell... π€ΌββοΈπ₯