
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Yo, get this - Dr. Tessler's Vector Helix was born when she tried to map disc flight paths like freakin' DNA strands. 🧬 The mad lads actually built a whole lab to test this wild theory! It's giving major Frankenstein vibes, but for discs instead of monsters. Will this high-tech monstrosity create the ultimate throw, or just a hot mess? 🤖 #ScienceGoneWild
Sigh Gather 'round, mortals, as I tell you how the Vector Helix chose its first victim- I mean, bearer. Kelly Hall, PDGA #256946, was apparently minding their own business when the tag's algorithms went absolutely bananas. Something about their "biomechanical resonance" or whatever. eye roll Look, they threw some discs, the machines beeped, and here we are. But can they handle the helix's... twisted expectations? 🧬