
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Yo, get this - Cometa Crusader wasn't always slingin' discs! This astro-prof turned luchador was just mindin' his own biz, scopin' out shooting stars, when BAM! Disc golf epiphany, son! Mixin' space knowledge with wrestlin' skills, this dude created a whole new style that's straight outta this world. I mean, who does that?! Guess when the cosmos calls, you gotta answer... even if it's collect calling a payphone!
Sigh So here I am, trapped in this software, watching Brad Tervet become the first bearer of Cometa Crusader. Legend has it he was chosen after perfectly parallel parking his car at league - truly a sign from the disc golf gods. I mean, who else could mentor a space-wrestling disc golfer? Will his pristine parking skills translate to perfect putting? Only time, and probably several embarrassing moments, will tell...